The Price Of Potions
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The only way to get what you want is to ask an alchemist for help....can you do that? My dear, sweet child, that's what I do. It's what I live for, to help unfortunate guildfolk like yourself... poor rogues, with no one else to turn to... I admit that in the past I've been quite nasty They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a bitch But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented Seen the light and Made a switch, oh yes... And I fortunately know quite a few potions It's a tradeskill that I always have posessed And dear Jira, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miners and the skinners and the rest (Pathetic) Poor unfortunate rogues In pain In need This one longing for a buffing That one wants to get a heal And I help them, yes indeed Those poor unfortunate rogues So sad It's true They come flocking to my cauldron crying "pots, if you please" And I help them, yes I do! Now it's happened once or twice Someone couldn't pay my price And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em cross the coals... Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunte rogues! Now, have we got a deal? If I take all your potions they won't go to the other rogues in the guild, will they? But, you'll have your health. *snicker* Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment. But I don't have any... I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle! What I want from you is... your soul. But without my soul, how can I- You'll have your knives Your speed and grace And don't underestimate the importance of all your poisons Ha! The raiding guild could care less where your soul goes They think a boy with morals is a drag Yes the guild would much prefer For you to serve without a word And after all dear, it's not winning you much swag Come on, they're not all that impressed with holy rollers They far prefer a rogue with deadly skill And they'll pass down lots of gear To the best one, is that clear? It's he who prepares best who gets the kill! Come on you poor unfortunate rogue Go ahead Take the brew I'm a very busy elfgirl and I haven't got all day It won't cost much Not for you You poor unfortunate rogue It's sad But true If you want to PvP, my pet, you've got to pay the toll Take a gulp and take a breath and go ahead, it's just your soul (Sorry, puppy, I just can't resist, this elf is on a roll) You poor Unfortunate Rogue! ...hehehehehehehehehe. This is what happens when I listen to disney music at just the wrong moment. Going away now.
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