And we're banned from IF every one
Banned from IF just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly evening there
Was just three hours or so
But IF doesn't want us any more

Our rogues took off for poisons and to get their gear repaired
With Jira in the lead as they ran out into the air
A slight misstep left most of them dropped in the IF moat
With only Colere standing on the AH bridge to gloat

And we're banned from IF every one
Banned from IF just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly evening there
Was just three hours or so
But IF doesn't want us any more

The healers thought that maybe they should get a bit to drink
And piled into the nearest inn before they stopped to think
Instead of buying water someone started getting ale
And now the crew of priests are all too drunk to cast a heal

And we're banned from IF every one
Banned from IF just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly evening there
Was just three hours or so
But IF doesn't want us any more

The warriors were the calmest bunch, they sauntered to a shop
To fix their gear and sell their greys, and then to sit and talk
Their conversation quickly spread to IF genchat, and the mods were called
So Visseck's left offline, banned for insulting GMs' balls

And we're banned from IF every one
Banned from IF just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly evening there
Was just three hours or so
But IF doesn't want us any more

The auction house enticed a few of druids who like to buy
Their gear instead of waiting for drops to stop passing their group by
It wasn't until afterward we found out what dear Raele had paid
The bank had somehow financed Deviate Fish for the raid!

And we're banned from IF every one
Banned from IF just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly evening there
Was just three hours or so
But IF doesn't want us any more

A paladin went missing after someone called his phone
Then two more afk'd because their mothers just got home
The last few quickly scattered before we could rein them in
Drowning all their sorrows (and poor Gauss) in cheap-ass gin

And we're banned from IF every one
Banned from IF just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly evening there
Was just three hours or so
But IF doesn't want us any more