It's a Lionsgate, that's a point in its' favor. It is also a WWE production. Minus about three billion points. The opening credits are playing and for some reason they seem to consist of bugs, a cage, and someone's ear.

Yep. Ear.

The names are amazing too; we've got a Michael j. Pagan, a Samantha Noble, a Kane (that's the wrestling guy), Cecily Poison, Luke Pegler... seriously, check it out on IMDB. The credits just keep getting worse. Wow.

What's up with the church music? Gods, I hate that song...

Ooh, screaming.

Blood. Vomit. Candles.

Amazingly, this is actually shaping up into a proper horror flick, albeit an overdramatic and somewhat tasteless one. Really, who wants to spend 30 seconds watching a guy pee?

Apparently 'Real gangstas and criminals' must be photographed VERY carefully, every other shot is angled.

Redhead with earphones. Black chick. Blonde slut. Gothic bitch.

Ok, the music's gangsta rap but in my head the only song that is playing is "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round..."

Definitely a Linosgate flick. Almost cartoonish. Chiuhuahua attack? WTF?

Wow. That oldlady talks and moves like a robot. Artificial. Wow. Stupid behavior and a preachy white-haired granny robot.

...I did NOT just see cockroaches fucking. Eyebleach plz!

Shadow puppets. Shadow puppets, cleavage, and lesbianism?

Ok, just watching now, I'll type more later. Possibly. Wow, this movie is atrocious.