If I were a tree, I would be a(n): weeping willow - that, or sapient pearwood

If I were a bird, I would be a: penguin

If I were an insect, I would be a: chaos butterfly *grin*

If I were a fruit, I would be a: pomegranite, lots of little bits to me, but they all taste good

If I were a flower, I would be a: nasturshum (sp)

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Hurricane Jax

If I were a mythical creature, I would be a: succubus, definitely.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be a: panpipe or other wind instrument

If I were a kind of profession, I would be a(n): author

If I were an animal, I would be a: ferret

If I were a color, I would be: purple

If I were an emotion, I would be: deranged

If I were a vegetable, I would be: cucumber

If I were a sound, I would be: poing

If I were an Element, I would be: Barium