Have I mentioned how much it REALLY annoys me that you are doing everything in your power to keep me from ever meeting your family... or to keep them from meeting me, as the case may be?

I'm annoyed. No, screw that, I'm FURIOUS. Because we've been over this - when you leave the household, PARTICULARLY if you KNOW company is coming over to visit YOU, you damned well leave a way to reach you, and you damned well BE THERE when the number is called or the house is visited or whatever. You do NOT take off, you particularly do not do things which result in a half-naked Jax waking up to see a total stranger in her room.

I don't care how close you and Tyson are. I've only met him what, three times? I am so very NOT ok with him appearing in my room unexpectedly when yes, you KNEW I was sleeping.

Prick.

This is me, angry, yes. And this had BETTER be you, reading this and figuring out that you do not get to pull this shit again. Three strikes, boyo. You fuck up again in this fashion and I'm likely to decide that you aren't ever going to learn and...

...ok, no. *sigh* I'm not likely to toss you out on your ear... but I AM likely to start thinking I'd be a lot better off not being as involved with you as I am. I really am not in a fit state of mind to deal with this happening repeatedly.

Every time I leave the house I make SURE that someone knows how to contact me and where I'll be. I learn.

And you, boyo, are going to get one HELL of a lecture when you get home.

*paces off, VERY annoyed*