The bits quoted here are written by people far funnier than me, and I have no claim over them. I just think they deserve to be read. Often. *grin*

From this entry or possibly this one found in Dizboy's posession:
This morning, I found myself in the shower, 8am, soaped up, steaming hot water cascading over my body...
Ok, hi Harlequin Romance Novel.
Anyway, I was tired, slightly hung over, and shaving.
There, that�s not as sexy.
So I�m there in the shower, shaving, and just thinking random thoughts to myself.
One of the things that I was thinking of, for some reason, was my Word-of-the-Day e-mails that I get from Merriam-Webster.
I was thinking what a good idea it was, and how interesting and informative I always find it.
Then, as my mind continued along that thought path, the idea crossed my mind...
"Wouldn�t that be cool if they made a some sort of book out of all the Word-of-the-Days?"
I then realized that I had, in fact, just stumbled upon the concept of... a Dictionary.

Check out his back entries too, they never fail to cheer me up.

Next, a segment from Meganlala, who is one of the most amusing fern-obsessed people I know. And no, she's not smuggling sheep
me and my damn smart mouth.
it nearly got me into trouble last night.
it also got us into the night club for free.
i never knew that entertaining the bouncers by "crashing and burning" young boys egos and uttering bad pick up lines could get you in for nothing.
i shall store this away for future reference.

*MUCH amusement* Meganlala is another source of cheer (and has a guestmap, as does Kadin, you should all go sign the maps).

And now, CDGhost:
'I'd rather sleep with her with no clothes on than you in your best suit'
...yes, it's all that strange. Go click on random older entries, you'll find yourself addicted.

Not-A-Finger is finally updating again! A quick quote:
...err, apparently not. Her chunk of older entries has vanished and google is not being cooperative in the tracking down of same. *pout* ...so go read her current entries, silly.

Bah.

See, THIS is what happens when I have a perfectly good idea. No energy, no steam. Somewhere I seem to have an uncapped pressure valve - go wash your mind out with soap, I know what you were thinking.

You can go look at Lestat instead.

Bah.