Yes, another Bash quote.

Dammit, Ryan, where the buggery hell are you? Ehh... see, this is what happens when you say something like 'back in 6 hours' and don't show up for a good 3 hours past that. I find the whiskey and do hideous things with it. Also, I get bored. Online. And do not leave the room 'cos it's frightening out there. Although dammit, Cranium does indeed tempt.

Ehh.

Whiskey and cherry coke is still as aweful as it was two hours ago, and for some reason I'm still drinking it. I really don't understand myself.

I'm going to post this now, instead of an hour ago when I started writing it and forgot to actually WRITE anything... no, screw that, I'll just change the time to now.