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Previous - this entry written on January 14, 2004 at 8:37 pm - Next I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock We met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head Bust a move, Tog I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see The ship is gonna blow do something I beseech" I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach And I say, Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee And I say Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar What is with the Klingons, remember in the day They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads And I say Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase 'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space" We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits And I say Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind We're totally screwed but nevermind We'll pull something out of our behinds... ...we just make some shit up! Voltaire rocks my world today. *grinpoing* The song is called "The U.S.S. Make Shit Up" and seriously, ya oughta give it a listen if you've watched more than one episode of each Star Trek series. *bounces muchly* ...'cause it was way back in the 60s when they called it 'Lost In Space'... heh. I actually used to watch reruns of that on my grandparents' TV when I was tiny. Meh. Godiva chocolates, a gorgeous box full of candles, a steak dinner I couldn't afford in a million years, bubble wrap, stamp art sent off, my penbox further decorated, "Rock Me Amadeus" playing loudly, my newly-stitched-up patchwork skirt on, my hair combed... y'know, life's not bad at all just now. *chuckles* Today is apparently my Early Birthday. Yes, for anyone keeping track, Jax turns 25 tomorrow. Yes, I'm expecting it to be odd. Yes, I'm bouncing in place to Falco music. Yes. Hi. This would be me. *bounces more* In all seriousness, I really am pretty happy right this minute. I'm not cold, I'm not hot, I'm not hungry, I'm not sick, I'm not hurting, I'm not bored, I'm not tired, I'm not upset, I'm not anything but content to catch up on webcomics, listen to silly MP3s, and wait for Becca to show up so I can introduce her to the Wonder and Marvel that is Godiva chocolate. *EVIL GRIN* Hosted by Diaryland - All Rights Reserved - Image, Layout, and Content copyright Jax Raven - - Do Not Feed The Moose - |
