You keep sayin' you've got something for me
Something you call loot, but confess
You've been takin' what you shouldn't be takin'
And now someone else is getting all the best...

Those boots weren't made for mages
They're meant for warlocks, 'foo
And one of these days those boots are gonna walk all over you...

You keep icin' when you oughta be nukin'
And you keep dying 'cos you don't have a pet
You keep staying when you oughta be runnin'
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet

Those robes weren't meant for mages
They're meant for warlocks, 'foo
And one of these days a 'lock is gonna walk all over you

You keep questin' where you shouldn't be questin'
And you keep thinkin' that you 'll never get burned... Ha!
I just found me a brand new guildmate caster
And what he knows you ain't had time to learn

Our boots are made for warlocks
Not for ninja mages, 'foo
And one of these days we two are gonna WALK ALL OVER YOU.

- - - Be Prepared - - -
- Original from The Lion King -

I never thought paladins were sentient... they're crude, and unspeakably vain...
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential if allied with my vision and brain...

I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a murloc's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions the lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking raids and successions, even you can't be caught unawares!

So prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiptoing nearer

And where do we feature?

Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And in justice deliciously squared, be prepared!

(spoken) Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! ...for what?

(spoken) For the death of the guild leader!

(spoken) Why, is he sick?

(spoken) No, fool, we're gonna gank him, and the raidleader too.

(spoken) Great idea, who needs leaders? No leaders, no leaders, la la la la la la

(Yelled) Idiots! There will BE a leader!

(spoken) ...hey, but you said-

(spoken) I will be guildleader. Stick with me, and you'll never go lootless again!

(spoken) Yeah, all right, long live the guildleader!

It's great that we'll soon be connected with a leader we all have adored...

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with epics
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a green without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century

Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning
Months of denial is simply why I'll
Be leader, saluted, my role undisputed
And seen for the wonder I am

Ooooh!
We'll have loot!
Lots of loot
Lots of blue
Purple too

Yes my blades and ambitions are bared
Be prepared

Yes our blades and ambitions are bared
BE PREPARED!