If you're gothic and you know it, dress in black
If you're gothic and you know it, dress in black
If you're gothic and you know it
Then your wardrobe oughta show it
Have a monochromic moment
Mimes attack!

If you're indie and you know it, show your cred
If you're indie and you know it, show your cred
If you're indie and you know it
It's your sneering that'll show it
(liking pop bands will just blow it)
Rock is dead!

If you're gangsta and you know it, wear your bling
If you're gangsta and you know it, wear your bling
If you're gangsta and you know it
Let your tacky jewelry show it
Shave your head, don't try to 'fro it
Ain't no thang!

If you'd rather just write filk songs, steal a tune
If you think in-jokes right all wrongs, steal a tune
If you're a filker and you know it
Hey, your journal's gonna show it
When you rewrite songs and mess up syllable counts and thus blow it...

...steal a tune.

*grins, wanders off*