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There is a new flavor of slurpee at 7-11 that is quite accurately labeled Kryptonite. It's put out by Mountain Dew, the company that brought you Vin Diesel's Night Vision, otherwise known as Pitch Black, and the Unbelievably Addictive Crack-Laced Beverage known as Baja Blast. This stuff is blue. Bright blue. This stuff should also not be sold to anyone under 18 and should be considered a concealed weapon if carried in a non-transparant container. Damn.
Yes, I have a 40oz cup of it sitting beside me, why do you ask?
I can already tell several things. a) CAFFEINE. b) I am allergic to the blue dye. c) You will have to pry the empty cup out of my hand to get me to stop sucking on this straw because DAMN this stuff is good. I am in MISERY because I know this shit is only being sold in associating with the Superman movie and once that's out of theaters, odds are good the beverage will no longer be available. *cry*
Also, there is a chinese restaraunt here that sells the best fresh ginger ginger-ale I have EVER FUCKING TASTED. Apparently tonight is Jaxian Beverage Night - hell, we even passed a place called Jax Grill that looked like a little hole-in-the-wall bar-and-grill place in Glendale. Kicked ass.
Anyway. Now there is going to be anime, and me taking antihistamines so I can go back to breathing normally, and me finishing the world's most amazing mountain dew product currently sold at sleven. Then there will be Other Things.
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