--- Poor Unfortunate Souls ---

*spoken*

Me: You're right. The only way to get what you want is to recruit new healers yourself.

Them: Can you do that?

Me: My dear, sweet child, that's what I do. It's what I LIVE for, to help unfortunate Alliance like yourself... poor souls, with no one else to turn to...

*sung*

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a bitch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented
Seen the light and made a switch
Oh, yes

And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have posessed
And dear warrior, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, damaged, and hard-pressed

*muttered* pathetic

Poor, unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one banged up by an ogre
That one burned by dragonfire
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They start flooding out the raidchat
Calling "Heals, kthxplz"
And I help them
Yes I do!

Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay my price
And I'm afraid I had to leave them to some trolls
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunte souls!

*spoken*

Now, have we got a deal?

Them: *hesitant* If you become main healer, we'll never raid with our healer friends again.

Me: But, you'll have progression...

...life's full of tough choices, isn't it?

Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment.

Them: But I don't have an-

Me: I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle! What I want from you is... your gold.

Them: But without my gold, how can I-

Me: You'll have tradeskills... you'll have your quests... and don't underestimate the importance of daily farming! Ha...

*sung*

...the buyers here are still too low for raid gear
It's still those basic blues that they adore
Yes, this server seems to buy
Stuff that you would just pass by
And after all, what else is time between raids for?

Come on, they're not all that impressed with YOUR gear
They know they can progress to where you are
But they'd dote and swoon and fawn
If your guild would just move on
It's those who climb the ranks who are the stars

Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead
Time to choose
I'm a very busy priestess and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your loot!

You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad
But true
If you want to port to power, you have got to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath and go ahead and sign my scroll
(This is perfect, now I've got 'em, oh the boss is on a rollllllll....)

These
Poor
Un-
For-
Tunate
SOULS!

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Yeah, I really ought to go to bed now. >.<