I just don't know. *headdesk*
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Our roommate and his militia are defending his dead grandmother's house from a psychotic and insane meth-addled bomber who happens to be his father.
An actual aphrodesiac is in testing phase now. It won't work on redheads.
My hamsters have taken up agriculture and are growing neat little rows of corn and grass sprouts in their cages.
One of my hamsters is a hermaphrodite who keeps impregnating herself.
We have celebrated four separate zombie-related holidays so far this year and are planning at least three more.
My israli friend-slash-girlfriend-slash-pet just finished recording one of the songs I've written recently. I've been sharing the recording with anyone who will sit still long enough to listen.
Even total strangers staying for more than a day in our house have started seeing, unwarned and unencouraged in ANY way, our house gnomes. These are small blueish-black humanoid figures less than a foot tall and very fast-moving. We have pictures.
Topics under discussion today: burritos and the quintessencial self/being/bean, redwall larp, marajuana/blackberry hybrids, SMYRK, why our crazy BDSM hippy friend should be blackmailing NIKE, the possibility of people disguised as aliens and how it enhances gas production, water magic (that isn't water magic), brain tumors, the cokehead hacker in san francisco who hacked amazon.com because he couldn't find a date via craigslist, veganism, pop music, and how to make a viral marketing campaign/tamagotchi/internet business/porn site function, whether or not this is economical feasable for our household, and why the rum is, again, gone.
Seriously. Oh, and there's the four-year-old and 19-month-old staying in our house sorta kinda, the snake may be pregnant, I emphatically was pregnant (I'm not now, and OW), I have a new doctor I'll be seeing in less than a month, I had a seizure again, chocolate is good, war is bad, and I'm going back to bed. Tomorrow we clean house!
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