Actually, I don't feel unloved. I thought I should make that very clear. I am VERY loved, I have some of the most wonderful men in the world either in love with me, friends with me, or just nice obedient amusing pets... it works out VERY well. I am a happy, fortunate Jax right now, and I hope to all the gods that I stay that way. Glitch, if you ignore me, I'll give you TEN sheep.

What? You don't know who Glitch is? Oooh... do you have a treat in store for you. Go find "The Cage" - it's a fantasy book, you'll know you've got the right one if there's a dark-haired chick and a redhead on the cover. Read. Enjoy. Thank me later... or just send chocolate.

Speaking of chocolate... does anyone know where to find chocolate-covered potato chips? I used to see them at the Candy Basket, but I haven't seen 'em since... ooh, those were wonderful. Salty and crunchy and sweet and delicious. HORRIBLE for you, of course. But who cared? These are chocolate covered potato chips here, we aren't supposed to think they are healthy. If anyone has information on this much-bemoaned absent pleasure, please drop me a line and let me know?