I am a confirmed feline.

This is not counting the mouse I caught earlier - with that one included, I have caught THREE mice! These two, one of 'em I trapped under a glass and caught that way, the other I actually got down and chased him into an empty package of graham crackers and captured him that way. *grins*

I caught two mice!

*struts around all proud and stuff, looking smug indeed*

I've got the two mice in the jar that had held the one mouse, the giant brandy snifter one... and I put in two milk-bone biscuits so they have something to chew on, which really, the biscuits are likely to be better for them than whatever they'd been living off in the walls, don'cha know.

So I have two mice.

They are waiting for Tarma's arrival - I'm going to show them to her, then we will take them away and let them loose somewhere far, far away from here. Mice have no sense of direction, not after a long car ride... right?

So they will not return. No more mice. *pouts*

But there might be one more living in the walls. I am not sure yet.

If there is... I, Jax, the excellent mouser, will catch it!

*gets all cocky again and pads off, grinning madly*