*hides from the irrationality of life*

Radu, that nameless slave?

Apparently he works at Safeway all of 5 minutes' drive from my house. His nametag reads "David R." but damn it, it LOOKS exactly like that nifty fantasy that's been traipsing about my dreams and Torian's and (likely) Kadin's for days now. What the FUCK?

And on the way home... have you ever seen an SUV completely totaled by a fire truck? I have now. Nice silver car... which is now a nice silver pile-of-metal-scrap... gods. This was just insane.

Who the fuck decided today was 'convince Jax she is still asleep' day? Why wasn't I informed?

And why the hell is one of the most beautiful men in the universe working as a bagger at Safeway, asking me for advice on where to go surfing, and acting far more flirtatious than I ever do?

WHAT THE FUCK?

It's gaming night tonight... gonna call Caleb once people are here, gonna be violently ill according to my tummy... in short, life is odd.

I'm thinking that spending the day in hiding is a GOOD plan.