Tina the Troubled Teen. *grins* I had to put her up here, just once... it was necessary. I was starting to feel all un-gothic and stuff, very scary indeed.

I'm going to be a Greedy Jax now - Christmas an' my Birthday are coming up and I am going to make a wish-list, mostly because sooner or later someone will ask me and now none of you will, hahaha! See? I think ahead.

Bear in mind that not all of these will be realistic - I refuse to accept reality as it is, some days.

Wanted:

Diaryland Gold membership, woohoo!

Good leather boots, 'most any style, although I prefer gothic/midaeval looking boots, lace-ups are nice, as are zippers... no platform boots, tho, They look silly on me. I have size 10-11 feet, 10.5 wide usually fits me perfectly.

Gor books - ask for a list of what I have, or just get ANY, my copies are falling apart from being read so much.

A round-trip plane fare for Kadin, Daris, Hida, JediGold, Alex, and/or Sin-, BF, and Pandy to come visit for a week/weekend/whatever.

A good custom-made corset, which is going to run about $500 - my suggestion here, which no one seems to be listening to, is to pool funds... these are SO cool and look SO wonderful and are SO good for my poor back.

A really hot little swing dress in black or purple.

Any of the following items from The Dark Angel clothing and stuff company (a wonderful goth company that I have been drooling over courtesy of Alex):

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven (a particular favorite, I want LOTS of these, they are SO comfy), Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen

Chocolate - anything and everything chocolate, I'm female enough to regard chocolate as one of the world's greatest inventions.

Bob / Penguins - if you don't know, don't ask. You don't really want to know.

Watermelon Schnapps and my very own bottle of vodka - my favorite frou-frou drink in the universe involves seven-up, watermelon schnapps, and vodka, and no one EVER has the schnapps, or they won't share the vodka.

Vicodin - be an enabler, you know you want to!

Gift certificates to Powell's, Amazon.com, or similar bookstores.

A new computer, something with a GOOD processor, at least 30 gigs hard drive space, a rewritable burner... or even just a new moniter, the one I have vibrates and the colors are going. *pouts* Makes graphics work hard.

Bondage gear, cos I can never have enough - particularly those double-ended clasps, anything that can be used to attach two lengths of chain or two cuffs or whatever together, I need.

Sluggy stuff, particularly Kiki stuff! *poings mightily*

Leatherbound blank books.

Knives, daggers, swords, and other sharpshinyprettythings - take your pick, I pretty much like them all, although of course the more arcane or intricate the design, the happier I am.

Buy me a tattoo! That's right, the Jax is trying to nerve herself up to get a tat, and they are 'spensive... but I'll make the following deal: if you'll pay for the tat of my choice, I'll add your initials. *grins* And if I get stoned enough before I go in, I might be willing to add the initals of anyone brave enough to come with me and actually make me go through with it. I REALLY want a tattoo, but I am a coward and hate needles, so whoever comes with me and/or pays for it will have to make sure I don't chicken out halfway through or at the last minute.

Teryaki. Good teryaki. Come to think of it, I want this one all the time... I never get enough.

Fishnet stockings, plain black stockings or leggings, black tights, etc... I am OUT.

A good bra - this is something no guy in the world can shop for, sorry. But I'm having the devil's own time finding one... girls, any suggestions? *hopeful*

Ok, I think I've been greedy enough for now, I'm going to stop for a while... but damn, it was fun to dream. *grin* No, I'm not really expecting much if any of this. Yes, it amused the hell out of me to write it up.

See, I like daydreams. *purrs* They're FUN.