Well, now.

Am I the only person on the planet who is actually aware that I am so very NOT getting laid? I mean hell, I've talked out an orgasm with Daris. I've mimed out one with Scott. I've finally screwed up my courage and straight-out masturbated (and paid for it afterward, OW).

But nowhere in all of this AM I ACTUALLY GETTING LAID! I would just like to say that I am exceptionally frustrated that I seem to be getting more action in other peoples' journals than I am in my own pants.

Err, skirt.

Err, actually, at the moment, nothing but a long velvet tunic. It's finally warm in here.

*grrs*

Sorry. It just... argh. Among other things, how in the seven hells (or is it ten? I think Discworld has 99... maybe that's D&D... erp. Off-topic. Back, shoo, back to the topic, you!) am I supposed to get a sympathy fuck if people think I've already had one?

Anyway.

I demand a retraction.