Shower Talk
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Overheard in the shower:1) There's something there... *giggles* is this a cock? 2) Noooo... 1) What is it then? And if you tell me it's a shoelace I'm gonna hurt you. 2) It's a... pen. 1) *perky voice* Really? Can I write with it? *sounds of writing attempt interspersed with...* 2) It's a... hocky puck- NO! WAIT! 1) *laughing* 2) It's a very delicate and expensive scientific instrument. 1) Wow. What does it measure? 2) *calmly* About nine inches. - just a note... that measurement is not exaggeration. *happy Jax*
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