Daris is exceptionally good at phonesex.

Meganlala is certifiably nuts and good at it.

Arrasto's dog is strange, but not as strange as Caleb's cat.

Gay men are often interesting.

Cute black-and-blue-haired perky waitresses with wonderful british accents should not be allowed to work at Shari's at obscene hours of the morning.

Being tired sucks.

It is possible to miss really silly amounts of people at once.

I want a nap.