I know I'm nearly flooding the world with Jaxness compared to the last few weeks but this so deserved an update.

I live, at the moment, in a 2-story house with two bathrooms. Now at the moment the only things really annoying us ~inside~ the house are spiders; however, not so long ago a squirrel was doing its level best to dig through the bathroom ceiling. It had gotten inside the roof and literally clawed a hole in the upstairs bathroom's ceiling, dropping plaster and other detrius on the person in the bathroom at the time. Since said person was the father of one of my housemates, you can imagine the awkwardness.

Now, like I said, nothing INSIDE the house is bothering anyone now, they patched the hole and there is no more squirrel in our roof. Since he was denied the chance to climb into the upstairs bathroom he has apparently settled on a new plan.

I was hopping out of the shower in the downstairs bathroom, which has exactly one window. The window directly faces a huge tree in the backyard all of a foot away, and the window was incredibly steamed over (I like HOT showers). I didn't bother pulling the curtains when I hopped in because again, tree + steam = unseen Jax.

I had not expected the squirrel, which apparently is a pervvy bathroom fancier, to perch on the windowsill with its furry little face pressed against the glass, and watch me dress.

It was, to say the least, an incredibly strange experience.

And I DO mean strange.

*pads off, looking twitchy and checking her underclothing for stray squirrels*