Runedrake, my favorite mistake.

Snowtygrrr, my stalker and daydreamer.

SC, my fellow fighter.

Will one of you assholes get over here and beat the crap out of me, please?

Hmm... no, don't actually take that literally, please. I'd get irritated. But I DO need something... this is ridiculous. Truly ridiculous.

I'd like a break now, something violent and horrible and hurtful. Something disasterous that's evil and cruel and wicked. Something that will leave me in tears, if you don't mind.

I really need to cry.

I mean I REALLY need to cry.