First, a poem I learned when I was insanely young:

Werther had a love for Charlotte
Such as words could never utter
Would you know how he first met her?
She was cutting bread and butter

Now Charlotte was a married lady
And a moral man was Werther
And for all the wealth of Indies
Would do nothing for to hurt her

So he pined and sighed and oogled
And his passion boiled and bubbled
'Till he blew his silly brains out
And no more was by it troubled

Charlotte, having seen his body
Borne before her on a shutter,
Like a well-conducted person
Went on cutting bread and butter

Cheerful thing for a small child to learn, is it not? *snickers*

The second Bonus is that I've drastically updated the Who's Who List, including links to webpages for the various people (even some non-Diaryland pages), and more comprehensive descriptions... and it's finally showing up in the new format, yay!

Other than that, no, sorry, not much new... I know you're heartbroken, and I wish I could help you. But I can't.

Go read something else now. It's good for you.

*goes to snuggle her Caleb for a while*