Sorry, don't mind me, I'm busy trying to think up new and nifty ways to kill my mother... barring that, to kill the bank her checks are issued from... barring THAT I'll just kill the people who sell motherboards at triple the price they should be.

ARGH.

And even a bit more ARGH.

Dammit. That's it, I'm going to go kill the squirrels fucking on the roof. It's just that kind of day.