Tech Support callers (who are too loud/too quiet to operate phones)
Circle I Limbo
Tech Support callers (who are too stupid to operate a computer)
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
People who eject bodily fluids (among other things) in public places
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Tech Support callers (who are too rude to be allowed a computer)
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Nurses (who don't listen)
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Anyone who says one thing and does another
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Religious leaders and politicians who say one thing and do another
Circle VII Burning Sands
Nurses (who insist that [pain/phobia/medical issue] is all in your head)
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Nurses (who listen, but go out of their way to do the opposite anyway)
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell
...heh. Yeah, I'm a sucker for things like this, sometimes.
Ow.
Pain.