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So I discovered something.That tear? It Is Not Just A Tear. No, it is also a swollen and distended urethra. I find this exceptionally unpleasant because, all evidence to the contrary, I have always believed my urethra was my friend. We were pals, for gods' sake. So I am somewhat upset by this harsh betrayal of my trust in Urethra. I feel as if it just hopped out of my body, climbed up my chest, flipped me off, and scampered away to meet some chick with more beautiful intestines or something. *sighs* I'm going to drink a lot of water, take some alieve, a full round of the bladder-infection antibiotics, and not masturbate or have sex... well, not the normal way, anyway. *wry grin* Oh, it is complicated and painful to be a Jax at times. *gets all angsty - listening to Siouxsie, one of the ultimate Goths, does not help in the least*
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