W... T... F...?
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So... um... I have this story in my head overwriting the Christmas Cat, Songbird, Jei's Lot, and everything else.
It's extremely pornographic, and is a sequel to Alice in Wonderland. It assumes that the Cheshire Cat has the ability to shift to human form, that the White Rabbit and the March Hare are both person-size more or less, or at least Alice's size when she's around them, that the Queen of Hearts spent some serious jail time, that hedgehogs and flamingos can talk, that 'treacle' is suddenly code for morphine, and that the Doormouse is a perverted little bastard who has become, courtesy of too much time in the Mad Hatter's care, a serious masochist... and was in love with Alice from Day One.
I want to scrub my brain.
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