Yeah.

That kind of day, apparently.

Kitten, if you notice this... I could really use a half-hour or so talking to you. Ring me up.

Puppy, odds are good your day is still worse than mine. You know where to find me.

For the rest of you wildlife... chocolate. Vodka. Maybe some valium if I can find it. Seriously. That kind of day. Odds are good if you poke me right now I'll bite. Sorry.