The Price Of Potions
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The only way to get what you want is to ask an alchemist for help.

...can you do that?

My dear, sweet child, that's what I do. It's what I live for, to help unfortunate guildfolk like yourself... poor rogues, with no one else to turn to...

I admit that in the past I've been quite nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a bitch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Seen the light and
Made a switch, oh yes...

And I fortunately know quite a few potions
It's a tradeskill that I always have posessed
And dear Jira, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miners and the skinners and the rest

Poor unfortunate rogues
In pain
In need
This one longing for a buffing
That one wants to get a heal
And I help them, yes indeed
Those poor unfortunate rogues
So sad
It's true
They come flocking to my cauldron crying "pots, if you please"
And I help them, yes I do!

Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay my price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em cross the coals...
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunte rogues!

Now, have we got a deal?

If I take all your potions they won't go to the other rogues in the guild, will they?

But, you'll have your health. *snicker* Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment.

But I don't have any...

I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle! What I want from you is... your soul.

But without my soul, how can I-

You'll have your knives
Your speed and grace
And don't underestimate the importance of all your poisons
The raiding guild could care less where your soul goes
They think a boy with morals is a drag
Yes the guild would much prefer
For you to serve without a word
And after all dear, it's not winning you much swag

Come on, they're not all that impressed with holy rollers
They far prefer a rogue with deadly skill
And they'll pass down lots of gear
To the best one, is that clear?
It's he who prepares best who gets the kill!

Come on you poor unfortunate rogue
Go ahead
Take the brew
I'm a very busy elfgirl and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Not for you
You poor unfortunate rogue
It's sad
But true
If you want to PvP, my pet, you've got to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath and go ahead, it's just your soul
(Sorry, puppy, I just can't resist, this elf is on a roll)
You poor

...hehehehehehehehehe. This is what happens when I listen to disney music at just the wrong moment. Going away now.

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