Still have the alcohol.

Damned good stuff. Not giving it up unless I get something better, and I doubt I'll be getting that.

I am being all resolute, Thinking Good Thoughts and all that crap. Gonna see if it works.

Gods, I am disjointed. Type-wise, that is. I should so not be allowed to update when I am drunk.

Not that most of you could stop me.

You should go see Scott's page - I showed him how to fix the graphics. Yay me! But he would have figured it out eventually, after I snuck into his diary and changed the code for him.

*chuckles*

The Following Is Not Rational:

Jax Raven says:

You two need to send me stuff to update deborahtroll with.

Arrasto has been added to the conversation.

Jax Raven says:

Meganpet, will you explain sheep-smuggling to Arrasto, please?

Jax Raven says:

He is confused.

Arrasto says:

Yes, very confused, indeed.

Corporate Slut! says:

**Grr says BAD jax**

Corporate Slut! says:

And I agree...

Jax Raven says:

Why bad Jax?

Jax Raven says:

I am being very good right now.

Corporate Slut! says:

**points to other male**

Jax Raven says:

I am the picture of innocence.

Jax Raven says:

I'm not doing anything to him... at the moment... *grins*

Corporate Slut! says:

**cough-bullshit-cough**

Jax Raven says:

...other than trying to find someone sober to explain sheep-smuggling to him.

Jax Raven says:

At least I caught it before it turned into sheep-smiggling.

Jax Raven says:

That would have been messy.

megan says:

sorry, what is deborah troll?

Corporate Slut! says:

I WILL not! That information is on a need-to-know basis...

Jax Raven says:

That's the diary I am typing for Deb.

Jax Raven says:

He needs to know.

megan says:

ah.

Jax Raven says:

As do I, 'cos I can't remember.

megan says:

why? does he want to buy a sheep?

Jax Raven says:

*eyes Arrasto warily* Do you want to buy a sheep, love?

Arrasto says:

I'm still thinking...

megan says:

what about a pagan-bisexua-girl with optional sides of mint sauce or chocolate?

megan says:

and a bonus banana?

Jax Raven says:

Bloody cat. *kicks it* Ooh, Ooh, I want one of those!

Corporate Slut! says:

**goes around the corner and comes back in a LARGE trenchcoat with several ewe-like buldges in it**

Jax Raven says:

The banana, that is.

Jax Raven says:

Got the pa-bi-chick. 's me.

Jax Raven says:

And Grr, sort-of.

megan says:

damn, that's big.

A has been added to the conversation.

megan says:

ah, the trenchcoat i mean.

Jax Raven says:

Woohoo! It's a party! *waves to Anna*

Jax Raven says:

*suddenly feels like she's back in Philo*

Jax Raven says:

Well, except the sheep part. Nobody tried to sell sheep there.

Corporate Slut! says:

Sorta...but without the black stars background...

Jax Raven says:

hehehe

Corporate Slut! says:

You never REALLY talked to NEbbie, did you?

Jax Raven says:

*curls up comfortably next to Arrasto and eyes Scott's coat, which seems to be baa-ing* Talked to him a lot. Just not about sheep.

A says:

Whoa - I go for cocoa and everybody's in the same window. *grin* Hi everybody.

Jax Raven says:

Mostly about chocolate and occasionally about his shirt.

Corporate Slut! says:

**stnads up like at an AA meeting** "Hi Anna!"

Jax Raven says:

Arrasto, meet Anna (A). Anna, meet Arrasto.

Arrasto says:

*blinks*

Jax Raven says:

Megan knows Anna, yes?

Corporate Slut! says:

Don't corrupt my Anna with your Arrasto!

Corporate Slut! says:

Not that I know...

Jax Raven says:

Howsabout I just corrupt Anna straight off, all by myself?

megan says:

hi.

Corporate Slut! says:

Jax...**points** Be good...!

A says:

Eek, wait, ooh, somebody's corrupting me? I'm in!

Jax Raven says:

Megan, meet Arrasto and Anna. Anna, Arrasto, meet Megan.

Corporate Slut! says:

Anna!

Arrasto says:

*blinks yet again*

Jax Raven says:

*has her "I Got Corrupted, Ask Me How" badge on*

A says:

*giggles* Um. Hi - I don't know anybody. I know *of* everybody but Megan.

Corporate Slut! says:

Scott, meet reality!

A says:

I'm Scott's friend, Arrasto. :D

Arrasto says:

Ahh... right....

Jax Raven says:

Anna, this is Megan of Meganlala fame.

Corporate Slut! says:

I want a "I got corrupted, Ask me how" button VERY badly**

Jax Raven says:

I'll make you one. *grins*

A says:

Ooh. Neat. Hi, Megan. :D

Jax Raven says:

*should make one for Kadin too*

Corporate Slut! says:

ONe what? Corrupted, or a button?

Jax Raven says:

Caleb got corrupted by Evil Julie, I can't take credit for that one. *pouts*

Jax Raven says:

Ooh ooh... I should make a Corrupted Anna for Kadin!

Corporate Slut! says:

YEah...but he HAS been corrupted...

Jax Raven says:

I can send it to him UPS, he'll feed it and water it and everything...

Jax Raven says:

...except I want one first.

A says:

Corrupted Anna sounds like great fun - ooh. *grin*

Jax Raven says:

Well of course he's been corrupted. I do that to people.

Corporate Slut! says:

What are you doing to Anna involving Kadin...**thinks back to their conversation earlier and shivers**

Jax Raven says:

Makes 'em more interesting.

megan says:

i'm a little, confused.

megan says:

again.

A says:

I kinda gathered you'd gotten Kadin, Jax. ;)

megan says:

i'm going to go back to finding sheep pics.

Jax Raven says:

Anna... Kadin... *gets this REALLY wicked grin* ...I have these really nice cuffs, and I bet the two of them would fit in a cage...

megan says:

which, of course, we don't have any of.

A says:

*peers Scott and suddenly gets nervous*

A says:

Peers at, even, if I could type.

Jax Raven says:

*feeds a jelly bean to Arrasto, eyes Megan* no more for you until you finish the critique, sheepgirl.

A says:

I have nipple clamps? Does that help, Jax?

megan says:

don't be a bully woman.

Corporate Slut! says:

Jax! She's more mine than yours...and that is NOT YOUR say-so!

megan says:

or i'll pop you on the nose.

Arrasto says:

*chews on jelly bean quietly*

Jax Raven says:

Oooh! Yes yes yes! My nipple clamps came off the chain. *pouts* I need new ones eventually. Not now, though. My nipples are too sore and somehow I can't see Grr or Scott letting me use them.

Corporate Slut! says:

**smirk**

Jax Raven says:

*feeds t'lesh another one 'cos he's nifty*

Corporate Slut! says:

Clothespins, what?

Jax Raven says:

Hey OW, I still say that wasn't nice of you, you know.

A says:

Ooh. I have the kind with little metal screws in 'em - they're nifty.

Jax Raven says:

Mmm... adjustable tension. Love those.

Jax Raven says:

Ever tried the clover clamps?

A says:

Mmhmm. :D

A says:

*Yes*. Clover clamps are *lovely*, I want a pair.

Jax Raven says:

Those are best when you've got two people, though... any time one moves, both yip.

Corporate Slut! says:

((is lost, looks for pictures of sheep too**

Jax Raven says:

*points this out as another reason to get Kadin and Anna in the same cage*

Jax Raven says:

Anna, do you know where there are any good pictures of silver-and-amethyst jewelry and/or slaveboys? I still haven't finished my new layout, I need more pics.

megan says:

jax, you have to keep the sheep pic for me.

Jax Raven says:

*cuddles the Arrasto, hugs the Scott* Ok, send it over...

megan says:

once we find it.

Jax Raven says:

Ahh.

Jax Raven says:

I will hold the sheep. *snickers*

A says:

*ponders* Hang on, lemme see if I can't rustle something up.

megan says:

hold it nicely.