The computer hates me... at this point, I am starting to feel lucky if I can get online at all, let alone stay online for more than five minutes. *sighs* Evil machine, stop tormenting me.

Boys are hard to teach, hard to train, hard to educate, hard to handle. Boys are stubborn, pig-headed, irritating, rude, demanding, unpleasant, and frustrating. Boys are little pains.

*grins softly*

'An I love 'em to pieces.

I like girls, don't get me wrong. Women are beautiful, girls are fun, and I'm not giving up my Lesbian, or my wench, or my daydreams about other women, ever. I like girls.

But it's boys that I tend to turn to when I'm looking for long-term partners. Boys that end up in my bed, nine times out of ten.

Boys can be just as snuggly as girls... once you've gotten a boy properly trained he can be even more snuggly, more willing to cuddle, and better at it, than most girls could ever be.

Boys taste good. Every inch of their skin has that unmistakable boy-taste - it's something hormonal, I think - and give me five minutes to lick someone an' I can tell you their gender, even if it's only an arm or shoulder or throat I'm touching. *wry grin*

Boys FIT better. There's this nifty set of interlocking parts, you see, and they work so very well... I just like the feel of cock, I guess, it fits so nicely, my body was designed for that, so was theirs. Yes, other parts, other holes, etc, all fun, NOT questioning that.

Boys are loyal. Now I know a lot of girls who would argue this one, who say boys are scum, they aren't loyal, they lie and cheat on you and so forth... no. MEN do that. Guys do that. Males in general do that. Not boys... not owned boys, not trained boys, not MY boys. They know better. *grins*

I consider myself bi-sexual... or as a comic I like phrased it, multi-pan-omni-sexual (here and then here)... *grin* ...but it's boys I come home to.