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Previous - this entry written on 2001-08-18 at 2:59 a.m. - Next I discovered around 8:00 pm that I was ovulating. I found this out when I got an hour's worth of cramps, my vagina seemed to turn into a giant tube of pussy-flavored toothpaste, and for a few hours afterward, I kept wanting something IN me. It was this odd feeling - my body was not mine, I was just sort of coincidentally in this body that for some reason was actually having an obviously functional set of ovaries. This is NOT normal for me, let me stress that. Usually I tell when I am ovulating about 12-24 hours after the fact, often AFTER I have just had sex, which is a Bad Thing. Accidents have resulted from this. However, 2-3 times a year I can tell when I ovulate, because I get the nifty tons 'o white stuff in my crotch, the wonderful between-period cramps, and the Sex Urges That Will Not Die. This is very amusing for me, who is normally a walking ball of hormones anyway. It is my body saying "Hello, Jax. No, PMS is not enough, you will now suffer TWICE a month. You can thank me when the therapy bills are due." So I am feeling oddly gooey - I fucked it out of myself with the aid of toys, then later while Slash was over, played squishy-tag with a dildo for a while, and now feel... ick. VERY ick. I want it to stop. I hate ICQ, which is being evil and not letting me on. I want to talk to Daris but I'm having bloody little luck with ANYTHING. On th' other hand, Grr, your button is here: You can thank me, pay me, or just save me a bite of steak next time you make meatfoods. *grin* Anyway. I think this is enough of an update for now.
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