Tech Support callers (who are too loud/too quiet to operate phones)
Circle I Limbo

Tech Support callers (who are too stupid to operate a computer)
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

People who eject bodily fluids (among other things) in public places
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Tech Support callers (who are too rude to be allowed a computer)
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Nurses (who don't listen)
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Anyone who says one thing and does another
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Religious leaders and politicians who say one thing and do another
Circle VII Burning Sands

Nurses (who insist that [pain/phobia/medical issue] is all in your head)
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Nurses (who listen, but go out of their way to do the opposite anyway)
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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