This movie is rated Terrible due to wall-slapping, horse costumes, and a maypole.
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Incidentally, next on the Movie Review list is an oldish horror flick called "The Wicker Man". They're putting out a remake of it soonish and in honor of that Caleb and I just watched the original... ok, technically we watched it out of boredom rather than honor in any useful sense of the word, but that's beside the point. What the point is, is that it's one of those movies that can keep company with the likes of Lestat and the Magical Gay Pants and therefor needs to be MST3k'd by me. Just to make sure you understand why I need to do this, let me describe a portion of one scene:
For a fairly long duration of a song that is almost guaranteed to get stuck in your head (or at least it gets stuck in mine) there is a very naked woman who might or might not be the town prostitute repeatedly slapping a hotel wall in hopes of seducing and/or hypnotising the main character, who is not in fact in the room while she does this. This is good, since she looks so utterly stupid slapping the wall while wiggling her ass in something that I suspect is meant to be a seductive dance that if he COULD see her, she would have even less luck with that whole seduction thing.
Yeah, it's really not a very sane movie. I'm always on the lookout for other potentially-reviewable flicks, so if you can think of anything truly abysmal (and ideally recent, older stuff is often too delightfully camp to make fun of) let me know.
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