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So there's a headless horseman movie on the sci-fi channel that I'm watching while waiting for Cate to come back with dinner. So far the most terrifying thing is that the SFX guy seems obsessed with cowbell. o.O It opens with a shot of what looks like civil war soldiers who end up getting their heads chopped off (accompanied by Obsessive Cowbell), then we get the credits overlaying false woodcuts. Now, present day - what looks like a group of very bored students getting drunk at a gas station in the middle of nowhere. Stupid, bored students. Stereotypical, stupid, tactless, tasteless, braindead, bored students. In a van. Yep, already mocking. There's... what, three girls, four guys? Something like that. I could be wrong, they're sorta blending into one another though. So there's the girl with glasses, the goth girl, the lit tutor nerd guy, the ditzy blond girl, the typical jock guy, the rough-around-the-edges guy, and the alcoholic guy. So very stereotypical.
Aaand they just decided to take a 'shortcut'. Yep, they're doomed. The shortcut was blocked off with a 'detour' sign leading onto an even less well-traveled road that looks like it sees maybe one car a month. Oh hey, and a rotting, crumbling bridge over a deep gully with a river at the bottom.
Hm. There appears to be an indian lurking in the woods staring at them. Bizarre. Oh hey, beartrap in the road, the tire's busted. How original.
Yay, food. Going away now.
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